Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Run For Your Life!!!

They've arrived. Crossing the borders these immigrants are hell-bent on our destruction. Do they have rights like you and I? Some people think so. Others would like to shoot them. I don't know where I stand on this issue, but I feel all the work I've done to raise my kids right and live by laws, respecting others, and doing good is being thrown down the drains as these miserable little creatures overrun our country 'just to find something better'. Miscreants. Social tyrants. Well, I'm from Texas, and we have a sure-fire way of dealing with unwanted undocumented pests, unlike those in the liberal Northwest. You want to see what happens when we turn the other cheek?

Then click here.

10 Comments:

Blogger White Man Retarded said...

Gotcha!

7:58 PM  
Blogger annegb said...

LOL, yes, you did get me.

We have so many Mexican immigrants here in our community and the vast majority are good hard working honest people.

We also have a huge drug traffic, being on the I-15. A lot of those arrested are illegal aliens.

I think it's an apples and oranges situation, however. I do not think immigration is inherently associated with drug trade or illegalities.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth-W said...

Patrick, how could you do this today???! You are going to get youself expelled from every blog known!
I thought of you today on my way home from work. There was this bumper sticker that said something like "Gun control--making your neighborhood safe for rapists, murderers, and robbers". He also had a bumper sticker that had Calvin relieving himself on a rainbow sign that said Equal Rights. I thought, I wonder if Patrick has this sort of sign on his car, along with an RULDS2? sticker?
When I lived in Utah my neighbor had ducks and they got attacked by raccoons and it was indeed a horrific sound.
They are vicious animals, and all over the NW. In my humble opinion, they are enormous overgrown rats.

9:04 PM  
Blogger mullet said...

you had me going for a minute!

3:42 AM  
Blogger White Man Retarded said...

I know what you mean, annegb, was their drugs and illegalities before all this uproar? I know that's super-simplifying the issue, but hey.

Elizabeth, I don't have any stickers on my Mormon....er, Honda Odyssey. I hate all the Calvin peeing stickers, they're in bad taste. In Texas we have Badd-butt boys drive bad-butt toys, calvin peeing on anything, the super-man insignia with the b-word inside (super-beeyotch). I've seen the RULDS2 stickers. I don't particularly like them. I've thought of developing a sticker saying DOULSD2 and placing them on top of the RULDS2 stickers during sunday school and see how long they last. It would be hilarious, but then some with delicate sensibilites might find it offensive. Why would you think I'd have a Calvin peeing on civil rights?

8:13 AM  
Blogger Zatikia said...

PH you got your Texas number down just fine, it almost fits you.

I have a real good recipe for racoon if you ever want it. They are kind of stringy and tasteless but with some good hot Mexican spices they arent half bad.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth-W said...

I'm just giving you pleasant teasing and grief about the fact that I don't realllly know you. I can read your rants, that you don't like people protesting about wanting a better life (you counter that they aren't citizens and don't have access to civil rights)--that sort of thing. Just teasing you.
When we moved here from Oregon, we'd been about 20 miles into the state and we saw a bumper sticker that read "Charlton Heston is my President". My husband almost turned the car back around to Oregon :)

9:41 AM  
Blogger White Man Retarded said...

People are silly. These rants give our lives meaning, and when I say people are silly I'm including myself into the equation. That is the point: human nature. Not capitalism, not socialism, not left, not right, they're all the same. Psychology over politics. Environment changes man or does man change man, thereby changing environment? Religion or atheism? All of this is the same. Louis is my president, not Heston, Guevara, Bush, Clinton.

I haven't had raccoon. Zatikia, you can email me the recipe and I'll let you know how they come out. Did we ever date when we were younger? You sound familiar.

9:54 AM  
Blogger White Man Retarded said...

P.S. EWL is Zatikia.

9:55 AM  
Blogger AttemptingthePath said...

well, i have really no room to comment on your friends situation. Although i believe what he's going through is completely defferent than struggling with homsexuality.

It sounds like he really has an issue with real gender confusion, physically male, put mentally female.

anyway, best of luck to his wife, that must be very difficult

10:12 AM  

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