It all makes sense, now...

Some of my co-workers bring magazines like US, People, etc. and I find myself in rare moments of down-time reading them. Apparently Angelina Jolie is adopting another child. I didn't read the article, but a thought occurred to me...what better victims than international orphans who won't be noticed when they disappear? You see...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are cannibals with an insatiable appetite for children...

Mark my words...