It's The Little Things Making Life Bearable
posted by White Man Retarded at 6:38 AM
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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3 Comments:
Hmm, maybe it's not a "dog eat dog" World after all!
This is sick but I check the paper every Spring so that we can go and watch or find the details about the alligators and crocodiles big chicken feeding after just waking up from hibernation.
As a child living on a kind-of farm in Louisiana, I was raising rabbits. We had thousands of them. To my innocent mind I thought they were just cute cuddly little pets I had to feed everday. One day I got off the school bus and heard this 'pop pop' and weird squealing. I walked into the back yard and SHAZAM! my dad was butchering the rabbits, and not only that, he was shooting them in the head with a .357 Magnum to do it with. Knife to my brains, I didn't know what to think. I was not prepared for this at all. You know what? the headless bodies (.357 takes off the head) still kicked like mad and rolled around the area for a few seconds after death. Freaky...
Heather and I were discussing lol. What does it exactly mean? Lots of Love? Laugh out loud? I was thinking lovely ovary lust, or leaky ocular lens, or lascivious ogling loser, or lack of lucidity...Lack Of Lucidity. I have stumbled on the most valid meaning of the most annoying acronym...
I think I just reached LOL overload. I once peppered every online sentence with them but then gradually noticed how insincere it became and people around actually adapted it into their speech patterns. It's very weird to speak to somebody and they say, "that's so funny, LOL", out loud! Now for my crusade against prolific usage of :-)
Seeing butchered rabbits must have traumatized you. My Mom spent every summer on the farm with her grandparents and seeing the chickens get their heads cut off really bothered her and she still has bad dreams about it to this day. Doesn't stop her from enjoying a nice meal from KFC though. :-)
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